My name is Black Honkey Jesus, and I am a schizophrenic.
Whew that was hard to admit, albeit not very hard to believe I'm sure considering that all my posts are filled with figments of my drug induced imagination. The durg induction is actually a natural high, a high caused by not taking the drugs I have been prescribed for my schizophrenia. So sometimes I kill people, sometimes I concoct conversations with my other selves, and sometimes I completely blank out and type shit I don'teven know about then post it.
About Me
- Black Honkey Jesus
- Carmichele, California, United States I am a, husband, want to be a good writer, Mrs. Hyde, etc
20 comments:
WOW... the crazies abound... Welcome to the fold there Honkey..
I am on a mission from God.
Alrighty, then. Go on with your bad self.
Will we hear more when you resume your meds? I sure hope so.
Welcome and hopefully we'll hear more from you soon.
I'm listening.
I'm listening, too. Jesus made me do it.
I like that this post was done on All Saint's Day. I think that a schizophrenic saint would be the most marvelous of them all. (And the most real.)
Take care of you.
~Ezra
hi!!! i cant wait to hear more of your stories!
hope you write soon
xoxo
Jess
the wind is really in yo vagina. xD
I wonder if it will drive you crazier wondering why we've all commented, just now....
I was jogging around the rugby pitch, warming up for the weekend game. When The Lord spoke unto me.
He said, "Shroom! Shroom, I want you to hit the whole between the fly-half and the inside center today, and I want you to hit it at speed."
I said, "But Lord, we play the dog-assed Huns today and they surely watcheth the fly-inside hole."
And he replied, "Do not runneth to the hole half-heartedly, but attack the hole with all your might! Drive the hole! Pound the hole, until your foes are stacked three deep to stop thy penetration!"
And I said, "Yes, my Lord. I will surely attacketh thus the whole hole and not half-heartedly, but with all my might will I smite the Huns that stand betwixt me and the try line! Please, Lord, if it be thine will, give to me a blind side winger to offload to in the tackle, so that if I fall to the dog-assed Huns, that he may be able to touch down the magic bouncing egg and secure five glorious points in thy name!"
And the Lord gave unto me, a blindside winger to offload to. ANd the offloading was good.
Amen.
That was beautiful. I laughed until I cried.
But the Lord found anger at Shroom and the Cannibals, and sent unto them a mighty plague. Twas it frogs? No, frogs be for Black Hockey Jesus and the pharoah and the Egyptians. Twas it gnats? No, gnats are for Washington DC! Twas a plague of the insidious referee's whistle. Aye, the Cannibals were plagued by penalties for near two score minutes, verily a whole half! They were with hands in the ruck; and they were entering the ruck from not straight; and they were not rolling away from the magical bouncing egg at the breakdown, thereby slowing the dog-assed Huns egg. And the evil whistle blowers did wage a mighty attack upon the Cannibals. And the Cannibals were afraid, so that their Lord would not be an angry god at them anymore, they sacrificed a flanker to the Sin Bin. And he did languish in the bin for a full ten minutes, and he felt much shame for being a sinner binner. ANd the Lord lifted his anger and allowed the Cannibals to wage war once more on the dog-assed Huns!! Yea, and the Cannibals sent mighty warrior after mighty warrior at the dog-assed Huns and they smote them repeatedly with the driving elbow and the rock hard forearm. Then, SHroom, mightiest of the Cannibals did smite to the ground the dog-assed Huns most noble fighter, and lo he smote him with the power step stiff arm combo, and it was good. Good enough for five points and an easy conversion.
Just stopping by to say hello! :)
You don't write as often as Black Hockey Jesus. Better hope the punishment doesn't involve swords.
Hockey/Honkey:
I don't think either or you are schizo. I think you both are just aspiring, albeit trite writer(s) who try too hard to too impress. Insufferable, but not crazy or overdrugged!
Ahh, yes. I also mess with my medication.
Roller-Coaster results abound.
Ready yourself for the ride.
kiss-kiss,
Sassy
Ahh, yes. I also mess with my medication.
Roller-Coaster results abound.
Ready yourself for the ride.
kiss-kiss,
Sassy
fullymedicated.com
oh my god! are you gonna be public again? i've been depressed ever since your blog got deleted, channel those voices into the internet dude!!! love truen nyc
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